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meladoodle:

*doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby starts crying* oh… how unfortunate, he’s a pussy ass nerd.. should i dispose of him or are you okay with this

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jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

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orgasmic-humor:

wow i could really use a nice warm shower after a long day of doing nothing